Let's play with some NLP

Isn't it nice to know that things can be incredibly easy, under certain conditions?
Like right now, knowing that on April 5 2009, you have this super-rare limited chance to absorb secret new devastating cutting-edge Physical Rehabilitation techniques?

It's easy to make a quick decision when you see just what you're looking for, isn't it? Remember your first time? Now? Yes, It's so easy to come and join us when you're looking at a a chance so painful to miss as this, isn't it? I mean, now that you know you have to, You've already signed up, haven't you? Oh, of course you have. Sometimes we do really smart things, and it's really nice when we do, isn't it?

It's easy to do something spontaneous and instantly gratifying when the conditions are perfect for it, isn't it? We're waiting. And we won't be waiting long. Come.

Lead the wave.

Now, other than the fact that you have to find out what happens on the 5th of April 2009, what else can you remember of the above paragraphs without peeping or trying to read the entire set of paragraphs again and again?

oh, you wanna see how this works?
okay...
record the entire set of entries above in your own voice with your cellphone and listen to it. Just listen to it. No cheating. Then, immediately after listening, try desperately to remember everything you just heard.

It's fun. Hehehe. Come on! Give it a shot. You know you want to, hmmm?